Sigh. It's November and my brain is just as small and shriveled now as it was in August. In fact, after all the drinking I did on Saturday night, (Welcome home, Erin! --Anonymous) it might even be smaller. Generally I'm not so consumed with the aesthetics of my gray matter, but with exams just around the corner, I'm starting to wonder if there's anything I can do to buff up the old brain cells. Steroids? Fish oil? Air pump?
Turns out they want you to study. But that's what everyone does. So naturally I'm seeking other avenues. Email with suggestions. Until then, I'm off to find supplements on the black market...or look at pictures of puppies until finals are over. I'll leave that up to your imagination.
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