The Never Ending Story

I've been on Craigslist.
I've been on [redacted].
I've been on Icanhascheezburger.
I'be been on the live puppy cam.
I've been on cute overload.
I've been on CNN.com.

And.
I'm.
Still.
In.
Torts.

I wonder if I could electricute myself to death with my lap top cord.