My mother has always said I have a criminal streak, but I think law school is exacerbating the condition. With my newly acquired legal knowledge, all I can think about is how to manipulate the law to get away with all sorts of detestable crimes. Murder? But I didn't have the requisite mens rea! Stealing property? No, it was adversely possessed! Official immunity defense? I'll qualify because I already know what I have to say to succeed.

Henceforth, I will only respond to the name, "Evil Genius."

Sincerely,

Evil Genius