Thanks, I get it.

The Department of Justice has sent me like two separate emails and several letters informing me that I was not selected as a finalist for the Honors Program.

Thank you, US government, I understand. You can stop sending me rejection letters now.

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Postscript: Yes, I realize there's no pleasing me. Either I'm whining because the rejection letter is not right, or I'm complaining because someone called me to tell me I didn't get the job rather than sending a letter. And now I'm complaining that I've gotten too many letters. Perhaps I should consider working for myself, as no one can live up to my exceedingly high letter standards.