What I am doing instead of studying for constitutional law:

Trying to change the lyrics of Amber's 1999 vomit inducing smash hit song "Sexual" to a song about Antonin Scalia called "Textual."



Don't make this multi-dimensional
The way I feel is textual
The way I feel is textual
I'm oh-so-intellectual
The way I feel is textual
The way I feel is textual
When appeals are next to me

And so on and so forth.