In other news:

I make PR listen to me practice my appellate argument almost daily. Over the weekend I made the mistake of telling him that our coaches told us to treat the Justices like 8-year-old kings because they know nothing about the issues but still demand an enormous amount of respect. Telling him this was a mistake. Now when I want to practice PR tries to convince me to be his minstrel and speaks only in a heavy, medieval British accent. Sometimes this carries on for hours. Thanks, coaches.