Law Students in Sheep's Clothing.

It's interviewing season for 1Ls at School of Law, and I've found I am immediately more popular when I'm wearing a suit. Suddenly I'm better looking AND funnier. Everyone is just dying to pal around with me. Everybody loves my shoes and my hair and my great handwriting. I get high-fives all around, people offer me beer and candy and happy meals and bunnies. I like to attribute all of this to my great personality, which is especially accented by my sleek business-like appearance. But let's be honest (yes, even I have to live on planet earth once in a while) what these bastards really want is to know whether I'm interviewing for a job they wanted.

Rude.