Dear G-Mail,
Thanks for the burst of loud laughter during property. Pretty sure I had this conversation with my therapist once. Yes, we email.
Don't judge me,
Your faithful emailer



(Actually, I found this as an example of one of the capabilities of new a g-mail lab development. They are working on a new program that can write emails for you automatically based on previous communications. If G-mail can make this work, it would save me a lot of time thinking of the most convincing lies I can tell to my close friends and family. I love you, g-mail. And I love you, g-mail writers. And I love you, friends and family.)