21 April 2010

Job Posting at School of Law

The firm is not seeking a specifically regimented skill set in the successful candidate. Rather, the firm seeks a candidate with the rare combination of a thoughtful personality, open mind, charming style and the intestinal fortitude to consistently seek justice in our courts. [emphasis added]


I'm sorry, INTESTINAL fortitude?  


Those with weak stomachs need not apply. Will consider candidates who commit to a diet consisting entirely of Activia. 

1 comments:

Reconstructing said...

um, maybe don't apply to work for crazy people.

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