My New Calling: Bore Myself to Tears

In the wise words of Jesus Christo, It Is Finished. (Hi, God. Just quoting your Son, here. Don't take it the wrong way.) The Law Review Competition is done, exams are over, and I don't have to wake up before 8am if I don't want to. It's surreal.

I watched six episodes of law and order today. I didn't brush my teeth until 3pm. I ate 112% of my saturated fat content for the day during the first hour I was conscious. I am relieved to have a break, but in the same vein I feel vaguely worthless without any obligations. Which is why I plan to go to the tailor tomorrow to get some pants hemmed.

Hey, you gotta start somewhere. Baby steps.