Things I mull over to keep from drooling in class

My Legal Writing professor keeps detailing things that "are not legal writing"

1. Putting one space instead of two spaces after a period: This is not legal writing.
2. Using excessive adjectives or poorly placed prepositions: This is not legal writing.
3. Failing to cite after each sentence: This is not legal writing.

(and so on)

I have just one question. Does violating the rules of legal writing make one guilty of illegal writing?

Muahahahaha.