Today Planned Parenthood came to the firm to talk about becoming a client. They made a whole presentation and brought lunch. We law clerks noticed there were some leftovers and so we were trying to think of a way we could eat them without drawing too much attention to ourselves. But the Bible Thumping Law Clerk was having none of that. As we were discussing options, she screamed, "I'm not touching those things!! Those are the devil's sandwiches!!!"
Two more weeks.