Federal Courts: Day 1

My Federal Courts book makes me want to pull a Rip VanWinkle, but my actual Federal Courts class is a blogger's goldmine. I have every law student prototype in the book!

1. Frat guy in fleece vest, long-sleeved T, shorts and boat shoes (It's 45 degrees)
2. Angry fat kid who will defend the impartiality of state judges to his death
3. Annoying know-it-all/gunner/egomaniac who is overeager to talk about subjects better suited for her psychiatrist's office
4. Blonde twinkies wearing enough make up to clear out a Sephora and enough perfume to drown a horse
5. Hippie apple computer user in a button up Mr. Roger's sweater (how's SoftTest treating you?)
6. Kid who couldn't be bothered to take a shower for the first day of class...or any of the three weeks preceding the first day of class.
7. Kids who furiously write down every word/non-verbal expression the professor says/makes.
8. Kids who take notes by hand (you think you're better than me, don't you?)
9. Philosopher-King, and
10. My personal favorite, those sweet suckers at the end of the curve...Slackers

Day 1: One of the horse drowning twins says, "Abortion is like, a fundamental right." Congratulations, blondie, your Con Law professor is probably (a) trying to fail you retroactively (b)contemplating suicide (c) All of the above.

Being back in school isn't all bad, afterall.