How to Get a Summer Clerkship:

Trying to get a friend's dad to help me find a job. Our conversation on G-chat:

me:  you can tell him of my great reputation and excellent hand writing...who wouldn't want a pantless-handwritten wonder?
Allison:  you shuld put that on your resume
Allison: under special skizills
me:  hahaha. i should put some bling on my resume. dot all the i's with rhinestones 
Allison:  and sprinkle it with cocaine
me:  yeah!they would get really excited about me, "I just have a really good feeling about her! Who wants to hire some hookers?!?!"
Allison:  YEAH