I'll be interning at Luby's this summer

What not to do at a 1L Firm Reception:

1. Drink three glasses of white wine, and
2. Start confusing strangers for friends, and
3. Pile a timy appetizer plate with three layers of food, and
4. Stumble over your words, including
5. Your name, and
6. The name of the firm, and
7. The name of the person you're talking to, and
8. Try to run away and find a chair to nap in when you realize you've had too much.

In sum total, don't be "that guy." And anyway, that role is taken...by me.