I'm Going to Stop Paying Rent

...because I spend all my time in the library. I can bathe in the sink. I can keep snacks in my locker. I can sleep on the bookshelves and learn by osmosis. I can buy a Bunsen burner and cook soup on my study table. I can hide my clothes in the rare book room (no one ever goes in there anyway). And more importantly, I can never. leave. the. library.