08 October 2010

A Note

Dear Car Dealerships,
You're trying to sell a used car to a lawyer. Your intimidation tactics will not work on me. Your "great deals" do not impress me. What your manager says to tell me doesn't matter to me. Your constant ability to MIRACULOUSLY lower the cost makes me think that everything you sell is overpriced. Let me make this clear: It's my job to do your job better than you do. I haggle over the most important issues in peoples' lives. So don't screw around with me. Just give me a 30 cars for free, and lets call it a day. Ok?
Sincerely,
LegalEase
Kickass Attorney (to-be) at Law

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