I fought the law and the law won...

I finally got a few of my exams back. My A- paper has more criticisms than my B- paper. About five times more criticisms. How in the world does this grading system work? I'm starting to suspect that my professors hole up in their offices and pull grades out of a hat. Then they arbitrarily assign them to students based on one of several available word association games. After they finish (this takes about 20 minutes) they all go out to happy hour and revel in our anticipation and inevitable disappointment.

And that my friends, is how I ended up with a B average and an inferiority complex. Strangely, it's also how I ended up with Chlamydia.

Kidding.