- I contacted pest control to get rid of Barrister
- I then started feeling guilty about murdering Barrister
- I then called Brandon Walsh at work to get his read on whether or not I should have the pest control guy come after all
- I decided to trick the pest control guy in to coming anyway, to spray for bugs
- I had a heart-to-heart with the pest control guy about getting rid of Barrister
- The pest control guy confessed that he once had to kill a mouse and it almost brought him to tears
- I was almost brought to tears thinking of Barrister in a mouse trap
- I spent a small fortune on the internet buying "humane" mouse traps, which will probably end up not working
- The website says to check mouse traps often to be sure the mice don't overheat. Hilarious.
- I am losing my mind
True. All of the above are true.
1 comments:
I tried to use humane mouse traps, and the mouse just went in, ate the Munchkin I left in there for him, pooped, and left. Other people seem to have had better luck with such things. I can't wait to hear how this progresses.
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