Eek!

Here's a really freakin' scary name for a law: The Anti Terrorism and Effective Death Penalty Act.

Two notes:
1. Judging from the name, you do not want to be on the wrong side of that law.

2. I would be really uncomfortable passing that law if I were a senator. I would probably move to name it something like the Bunnies and Rainbows Take an Eternal Nap Law. 

Pre-Trial Procedure, you shall be my Waterloo.

Studying

If Federal Courts kills me, do you think the the United States will waive immunity so Brandon Walsh can sue for wrongful death?

Job Posting at School of Law

The firm is not seeking a specifically regimented skill set in the successful candidate. Rather, the firm seeks a candidate with the rare combination of a thoughtful personality, open mind, charming style and the intestinal fortitude to consistently seek justice in our courts. [emphasis added]


I'm sorry, INTESTINAL fortitude?  


Those with weak stomachs need not apply. Will consider candidates who commit to a diet consisting entirely of Activia. 

New Exam Addiction

Exams mean hysterics, lethargy, and junk food. My newest addiction: chocolate covered sunflower seeds. But Brandon Walsh will probably leave me if I don't stop leaving a trail of them all around the house. I can't help it. They are so tiny and sometimes when I am pouring four thousand of them in to my mouth at the same time, a few slip out. ITS A TRAIL, BRANDON WALSH, IT HELPS ME FIND MY WAY BACK TO THE COMPUTER. Haven't you ever head of Hansel and Gretel?!! (Sobbing ensues)

Exams Gone By

I don't want to blog about exams for fear that I will have an immediate nervous breakdown. But I did remember something from last year's exams that made me smile.

I called Intense Friend to ask a question about something I was studying, and she picked up the phone whispering. I asked her where she was. Her reply:

"I'm in the undergrad library, it's quieter than the law library."

And that, folks, is why she is Intense Friend.

Glad I'm Not a Reporter

I know it's a big deal, but it's sort of hard to take this Icelandic volcanic eruption seriously when the name of the volcano is Eyjafjallajokull.

Is this Iceland's idea of a practical joke?