Dear Government Job,
It has come to my attention that I owe the US government (aka you) thousands of dollars in school loan debt. Considering this, I believe it's actually in your best interest to give me a job right away, so I can pay you back. Should you decide not to hire me, I will take your rejection to mean that my loans have been forgiven. Kthanxbai!
Sincerely,
LegalEase
2 comments:
having just left a government job, my advice is skip it...unless you want to live the movie office space every day
LOL - that's great! ;-)
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