Brandon Walsh's Famous Last Words:

"Your blog was funnier earlier in law school."

The sad part is, I know it's true. Interesting tid bit: law school becomes less amusing the longer you're in it. Then, suddenly, it's over and all you want to do is snuggle up with your 1L text books and relive the glory days of proximate cause, FRCPs, perpetuities, consideration, mens rea, and Marbury v. Madison.

There's nothing funny about having to get a real job, Brandon Walsh.

Status

One exam down, and three to go! And then I'll be finished with law school


...And have to start BarfBri. I'd better stock up on burgers and chocolate eggs, it's going to be a rough summer.

Finals Diet

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And tears. Don't forget tears.

I saw this article this morning and wondered if my mother has some how gotten a job as a reporter:

Why You Should Assume Everyone Has Herpes

Distractions

I should be studying for exams, but instead I'm looking for basically anything else to do:

• Looking at the ridiculous comments on YouTube videos. One of today's best, from an Adele song: "one of the most beautiful songs of the year. i can totally see myself playing this while on the train after an emotional break up or something, for that beautiful movie effect :)"
  

• Reading The Lincoln Lawyer. It's a page turner! I keep taking breaks to read a few hundred pages
  

• Updating my blog. You're welcome.
  

Yesterday was my last day of law school classes, and you know what I got?

Hit by a car.

Luckily I am fine. I was walking in the cross walk and the guy was going pretty slow. But I feel like that is some pretty ominous foreshadowing.

Crazy

Law school is winding down and for some reason I have gotten really emotional. Like almost cried in most of my classes. And then I saw a Fancy Feast commerical, and totally lost it.

That's right, I was crying. Because of a cat food commercial.

Text from a friend...

Just took the Pilates class. So I stretched for an hour. I hate Pilates and Yoga.

When all I have to do is hit a button, I'll pretty much "like" anything.

Along with the the dark chocolate covered almonds, we can add "liking" things on Facebook to my list of current obsessions. It's easier than actually typing a message, and more adventurous. For some reason, I will "like" someone's post even when I would never actually talk to them in person or on facebook (Why am I online "friends" with such a person? Couldn't tell you). I've been liking the posts of people I haven't spoken to in years. It's refreshing. I giggle to myself about it. Now for the ultimate happiness: Like random crap while eating the almonds.

Life. Complete.

Thought for the Night:

Damn you, brand new Supreme Court cases that are not already in my outline!!

Anyone care to summarize this 42 page case for me, from a conflict of laws perspective?
Morrison v. National Australian Bank

Kthnxbai!