Exams were terrible

Environmental Law
Have you ever had one of those nightmares where you get to the test and realize you didn't study? Well this happened to me in real life. I did study, but it sure didn't feel like it.

Constitutional Law
I started to read this exam and my mind just blanked. This has never happened to me before. Part of the problem was that the hypothetical the prof gave us basically required us to make a song describing the entire constitution in our own words with out using any adverbs. Or something like that.

Evidence
I'm mildly in love with this professor, and I spend a lot of time making hearsay objections while I watch real trials on Court TV, so this exam didn't go as badly as the others. Then again, I have a terrible sense of performance. And the judge on Court TV always overrules my objections. Bastard.

European Union Law
This was the icing on the cake. I believed this exam was scheduled for Tuesday morning. But Sunday night I started having strange feelings. I decided to check the exam schedule just in case. Surprise! It was to take place on Monday morning at 8:30. I studied for about five hours total. On the exam, I'm fairly sure I recommended the IRA propose an amendment to the Lisbon Treaty.

I am bound for success. Big Law, call me.

CERCLA violation

We're going to have to call in EPA's haz mat team to clean up the toxic mess that was my Environmental Law Exam.

One down. Three to go.

Environmental law exam begins in twelve hours. Much to my surprise, I am still learning new things about statutes I thought I already understood. How exciting.


Sob.

Exams begin in less than 48 hours. I basically didn't study at all yesterday. Instead, to de-stress, I got drunk.

At my fiance's company Christmas party.

I suspect he'll be getting a promotion any day now, thanks to me.