Signing Off

As it turns out, it's tough to find time to blog when you have a real job. Everything seemed so much easier when my main responsibility still required limited pant-wearing. I've been absent from this blog quite a bit over the last few months, and I think it's finally time to admit defeat. Law school is over. To be honest, it wasn't bad at all. Now I'm moving on to bigger and better things (or so I'm told). So I guess this is goodbye. Thanks for reading, mom all.

Goodnight, good luck, and enjoy that delicious drug they call Westlaw while you still have it, kids.

Bar Exam

I survived.

More on that later.

There is an LOL Cats Bar Exam page on Facebook.

And I have been on there browsing for hours.

And I know nothing about the law.

WTF

I sometimes wonder if Barbri has even looked at the essays for my state in the last, say, 15 years. Almost every question has some element I have never heard of.

Do you hear me Barbri?! Why didn't you teach me about strips and gores? Why didn't you teach me that a landlord has no duty to repair after a big storm until the insurance gives her the money? Or maybe you could have explained just what exactly fund trapping is and how it works? Why didn't you teach me that there is no way I am going to learn all of this and I should just give up and flee to Mexico before the department of ed starts looking for their loans?!

These are the kinds of wills I am dealing with.

I hereby leave all my estate to my dog, Noodles, because I despise my only sister, Karen, who harassed, humiliated and embarrassed me both publicly and privately since we were both children. In the event Noodles predeceases me, I leave my entire state to the SPCA.

I'm starting to feel.
(Breathe)
A little crazy.
(Breathe)
About this test.

Gulp.

Seriously?

I am on an email list for Real Simple magazine (love!) and they send me little tips and recipes and stuff. Well today I got an email. Re: If you do just one thing this month.

"If you do just one thing this month, brush up on stain removing tricks."

Yeah, that's the one thing I'm going to do this month.